If knock-knock jokes are your thing, you'll have 'clouds' of people gathering around to hear these ones!Īccordion to the weather report, it's going to snow tomorrow!īutter bring an umbrella, it looks like it might start raining!Įmma bit cold out here - can you let me in? If you or the kids are looking for some new content to get the house giggling, you're in the right place - from weather puns to jokes about rain, we've rounded up 45 hilarious jokes about the weather that you've absolutely got to 'sky' out at home! Question and Answer Weather JokesĬlassics that will have the whole family laughing - you'll absolutely love these funny weather jokes.ġ) What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear!Ģ) What did the tornado say to the sports car? Want to go for a spin?ģ) What did one volcano say to the other volcano? I lava you.Ĥ) What falls but never hits the ground? The temperature.ĥ) Why did the man only wear one boot into town? He heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!Ħ) What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You might step in a poodle!ħ) What’s a tornado’s favourite game? Twister!Ĩ) How does the rain tie its shoes? With a rainbow.ĩ) What goes up when the rain comes down? An umbrella!ġ0) Why shouldn’t you start a fight with a cloud? He’ll storm out on you.ġ1) What did one lightning bolt say to the other lightning bolt? You're shocking!ġ2) What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane? I have my eye on you.ġ3) What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain? A drizzly bear!ġ4) What happens when winter arrives? Autumn leaves!ġ5) Why is Britain the wettest country? Because royalty has reigned here for years.ġ6) How does a thunderstorm catch fish? With a lightning rod!ġ7) When does it rain money? When there's a change in the weather.ġ8) What's a king's favourite weather? Hail!ġ9) What is the opposite of a cold front? A warm back.Ģ0) Why should you avoid tornado chasers? Because they’re always passing wind.Ģ1) What did Mrs Claus say to Santa Claus when he asked what the weather forecast for Christmas Eve was? It look like rain, dear!Ģ2) What do you get if you cross a shark with ice? Frostbite.Ģ3) What is the worst type of weather to hire for a job? Lightning because it's always on strike!Ģ4) What do you have to do to win gold at the weather forecasting competition? You have to beat the raining champion! Knock Knock Weather Jokes
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